Tv Fanatics Prints

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

What do you want to watch tonight -- NBC, CBS, or ABC?

"This will be the last program of Dr. Frank, MD due to the rising cost of malpractice insurance."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

TV-Man

TV jester.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Child hooking into a television

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

Miami Mice

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Television guests' essentials in November.

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

As Seen Watching TV

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

TV Situations vacant.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Moses' TV guide.

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."