Television Fans Prints

'Our satellite dish gets everything...'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

The Hex Files

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Einsteiners.'

Cut!

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

TV jester.

TV-Man

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

God with Earth Controller

Miami Mice

Child hooking into a television

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Television guests' essentials in November.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

Clive Anderson

TV Situations vacant.

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Moses' TV guide.