Television Fans Prints

'Our satellite dish gets everything...'

'We have lost the video and voice audio, but will continue with the laugh track.'

The Hex Files

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

TV jester.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

TV-Man

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Child hooking into a television

God with Earth Controller

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Miami Mice

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Television guests' essentials in November.

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

TV Situations vacant.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Moses' TV guide.

Reserved Parking

'That's a full ten minutes with the TV off. What now?'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."