Television Fanatic Gifts

BBC Scheduling Meeting, "The correct answer was no, we don't need another quiz show, so that's five points to the other team."

'I do hate it when they squeeze the end credits like this!'

'Welcome to the Ted Turner dream network!'

John Logie Baird - The inventor of Teddy

Football

"Wouldn't it be nice if, just occasionally, he would go AWOL?"

Frank, Have you seen the remote?

'Great news, Ma! Judge Judy, Judge Koch, Judge Lane Mills, Judge Brown and Judge Mathis are fighting over trying me on TV!'

Miami Mice

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"Janet, the television man is here"

'Hey Brian, you know you said you were too old for TV appearances?'

'We named him after Andy Rooney because of his irritating whine.'

'Fred do you have to do this in every commercial break?'

Horse receiving award:'I'd like to thank the academy'

Somewhere in Heaven

Alan Whicker

'But the light at the end of the tunnel was book, T.V. and movie royalties.'

'Honey, you should have told me our family was piked for a Reality Series.'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Woman with TV Guide - "You dropped your day planner."

Woman with TV Guide - "You dropped your day planner." (Colour)

'This public television program was made possible by viewers like you. But not by you.'

Cut!

New Gladiators' names: Desperation, Rehash and Risk-Averse.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Einsteiners.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

TV jester.