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News Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for your news fanatic? Dive into our collection of clever and creative items that echo their love for headlines, reporting, and keeping up with the world. Perfect for journalists, avid readers, or anyone who lives for the news cycle.
The Panic Forecast
'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'
Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'
"Clearly it's the silly season."
'You didn't tip the paper boy.'
"I'm Hillary Clinton's worst nightmare...and she's not the only one!"
The question haunts the president...'Are you better off now than you were 4 weeks ago?'
US Government Shutdown.
"I've called this media conference to say...We have nothing to say!"
The BBC pulls a fast one
"Screw all of you! I'm unshackled now!
"Hey, you! Stop reading that scroll at the bottom while I'm talkin' here. I'm not a background stage prop, pal."
"Too much inflammation!"
"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"
Biden-Harris US Presidential 2020
"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."
NATO and Putin
Fake noose
The Ekert Saga: 'Wow...since people stahted bein' nice to each othah, theah's not much news to print, just more featahs...I like it.'
"Just because the election is over doesn't mean we have to stop predicting its outcome."
'If you do not wish to know the results of tonight's election debate, look away now.'
"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"
That's really putting me off my food...oh god, I'm so shallow...
"Another Democrat steps down after allegedly inappropriate sexual behavior..."
'The bin was kicked over at 3am there is no evidence of terrorist involvement. John Stokes BBC News.'
"...And now for the local news."
Donald Trump Cootie Catcher
Why Do Reporters Keep Showing up at His Press Conferences?
Trump's Latest Outrage
Dem vs. GOO Budget Smackdown!
"I just realized that everything he's been saying about the environment is right and everything I've been saying is wrong."
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling..."
"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
News Fanatic Gifts Collection
News Fanatic Mugs
Explore our collection of news fanatic mugs and find the perfect vessel to start their day with a dose of humor and news passion.
News Fanatic Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate their news obsession. Great for sprucing up lounges, bedrooms, or reading corners.
News Fanatic Prints
Browse our striking prints that capture the essence of news obsession. Ideal for decorating a home or office space with a journalistic flair.
News Fanatic T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts for news lovers. Perfect for casual wear and showing off their journalism enthusiasm in style.