Magazine Enthusiasts Gifts

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

'The bad news is, it didn't grow hair. The good news is, he's being featured in 'Better Homes and Gardens'.' (Quick Gro tub next to chair.)

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Gay Times...

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

Sunday.

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Magazine covers.

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"They're dumbing down the news now!"

"I was able to get you a 2-book deal."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

The grave of Punch magazine.

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

"...and finally..."