Magazine Lovers Gifts

Print Media

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Gay Times...

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Waiting Room Quarterly

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

Prayboy

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Highlights for Adults

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"D'you have any porn porn?"

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'