Magazine Lovers Gifts

Print Media

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Gay Times...

The Working Woman's Magazine

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Waiting Room Quarterly

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

Prayboy

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Alien Beauty Magazine

On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy

Highlights for Adults

"Are those my slippers?!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

Magazine covers.

I advertised in What Cow!