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'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"I love you, you big fool."

Pastry Hat

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Great tights!"

Dummies for Dummies.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'Going up?'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

The pop-up book of fighters

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'