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'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

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Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Snapshots in Time

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

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Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

Dummies for Dummies.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"What's a copper nitrate...?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

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'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

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"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'Going up?'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

The pop-up book of fighters

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

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'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'