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The American Journal of Women's Arms

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I believe in consistent branding."

You'd think I'd learn after four dates, but I keep running back to her.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Cow Wash Cycle.

Top Secret Files

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Builders fashion range

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

Magic mushroom

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