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The American Journal of Women's Arms

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

Cow Wash Cycle.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Top Secret Files

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'Worst case of Prickly-Heat I've ever seen!'

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

Magic mushroom

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

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