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Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Magic mushroom

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

Bad news for Tony the Tiger. I've got something to tell you and I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

Scarecrow Goalie

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

"Pop Goes the Weasel" never sounded so unnerving.

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Chiropractor Tube Men