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Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

Magic mushroom

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

'They're bunny slippers,what do you think they are?'

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

'Don't ever let them walk on you like that, son.'

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

Scarecrow Goalie

'Possible' early composition by Beethoven.

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

'Fill your trolley with our big sale, they said in the ad.'

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Chiropractor Tube Men

"Where did we go wrong?"