Quirky Advertising Fan T-Shirts

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

Aren't all gifts free?

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Magic mushroom

"Fruit of the Loon"

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

'This could be a new record!'

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

Playing Golf with a Broom

Socially Distanced Boxers

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

Woman Buying A Thermometer.

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

Chiropractor Tube Men

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."