Quirky Advertising Fan Pillows

Sanitary Towels - 'now with wings', are flying out the window

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

Aren't all gifts free?

Magic mushroom

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"Fruit of the Loon"

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

'This could be a new record!'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

Go for it! Do a Hot Dog!

'That's strange, I never forget things.'

The only razor endorsed by CACTUS MAN!

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

Playing Golf with a Broom

Socially Distanced Boxers

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

Woman Buying A Thermometer.

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

Chiropractor Tube Men

"I'm difficult to shop for. I wear a size extra medium."

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."