Quirky Marketing Fan Pillows

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

"He's deliciously vintage."

"That's our new church mascot."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Floss Street Vendor

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Doomsday marketing

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'... And here's my bill, which includes ?12.95 for the T.shirt.'

And this is one we made earlier.

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Titan Arum

Soldier Has Fluffy Slippers On.

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

"Want to look better in your swimsuit? Visit Sally's Fitness Spa..."

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."