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I apologise for being shirtless, but I'm being paid to advertise with a tattoo.

"That's our new church mascot."

Floss Street Vendor

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Junk Mail

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

"I thought I knew evil, but you have to hand it to these advertising guys."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

Alt. TP

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

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'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

Joan of Arc - The Mother of Advertising.

'Eat at my place, I'm very lonely'

Epitaph on tombstone reads: Place Your Ad Here

"Would you care to try a free sample?"

A man and his cat watch tv