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Soup Spoon Sales Slump

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Girl's weight issues.

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

This Space Available.

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Eat More Salted Nuts

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

"He's a genius at product placement."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

Eat Bacon. Loose weight.

'With my marketing savvy this place would be gold.'

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

Consumer Trends Straight Outta Kabul

Talk or you'll be forced to watch bad TV commercials!

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'It appeals to greed,lust,pride,sloth and envy, but we're overlooking glottony and avarice.'

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

"Not now, I'm having a brand experience."

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

"Bed, bath and beyoooood..."