Quirky Ad Appreciator Gifts

Soup Spoon Sales Slump

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Girl's weight issues.

This Space Available.

"Satan's on the line, sir. He says the soul you sent doesn't look like the one in the ad."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

DRINK LAFARGE'S ALE, 'He's trying his best to balance tyhe budget.'

Eat More Salted Nuts

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"He's a genius at product placement."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Eat Bacon. Loose weight.

'With my marketing savvy this place would be gold.'

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

Talk or you'll be forced to watch bad TV commercials!

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

"Are you binge watching again?"

'It appeals to greed,lust,pride,sloth and envy, but we're overlooking glottony and avarice.'

'We interrupt this program because the sponsor just went out of business!'

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

"Bed, bath and beyoooood..."