Quirky Ad Admirer Gifts

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

If nobody had invented graphics

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

Girl's weight issues.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"Trick or treat, mouse!"

Eye Bank.

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'Even my emotional baggage is leather.'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

Therapist's Swatter

"Play the old Winston jingle."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"That was a good adaptation."

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Frankenstein's monster writing a lonely hearts ad.

'Who tipped you off about our expulsion?'

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

Sanitation Dept. Recycle. Trust me, it's best not to look too closely in Dr. Frankenstein's recycling bins!

It's all about the PR baby!

'Know where I might be able to score some electrolytes?'

"There goes ol' Casper - he got thrown out of the house for 'thinking outside the box', if you know what I mean."

"Unfortunately, a few years back we had to start accepting advertising."