Quirky Marketing Admirer Gifts

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"That's our new church mascot."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Floss Street Vendor

'It's about time!'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

"Do you use the Internet, mate?"

For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

"Just put in 'guy who wears a toilet on his back' and I should pop right up."

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

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