Quirky Marketing Admirer Gifts

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"That's our new church mascot."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'It's about time!'

Floss Street Vendor

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Doomsday marketing

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

"Do you use the Internet, mate?"

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'

For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

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