"This is so moving. I just wish he didn't bring the merch stand."
Quirky Marketers Gifts
Looking for a gift for a quirky marketer? Our collection blends wit, humor, and creativity—ideal for the marketing professional who thrives on innovation and a touch of eccentricity. Celebrate their unique mindset with thoughtful and amusing products that reflect their playful spirit and professional passion.
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
'It's true, you're a big star: The Zoo has posted photos of you all over town...'
"That's our new church mascot."
Floss Street Vendor
'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'
"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."
Child selling cold lemonade in the winter
'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'
"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."
"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."
'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'
Doomsday marketing
'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'
Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company
Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!
"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.
"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."
Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.
"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"
"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."
Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."
Advertising meets cryptozoology...
'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'
Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.
"I like it, but the women will never wear it."
'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'
Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)
For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...
'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'
Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.
"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."
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Our Staff Picks
Spring Water - Cholesterol Free.
Quirky Marketers Gifts Collection
Quirky Marketers Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and quirky mugs perfect for marketers who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Quirky Marketers Pillows
Brighten up their space with our humorous and stylish pillows, perfect for any quirky marketer’s home or office.
Quirky Marketers Prints
Add some personality to their workspace with our vibrant prints that celebrate the creative and quirky spirit of marketers.
Quirky Marketers T-Shirts
Check out our selection of fun, creative T-shirts designed for quirky marketers to showcase their unique style.