Quippy Marketer Gifts

Got a friend or colleague who’s a clever, quick-witted marketer? Find the perfect gift that captures their creative flair and sense of humor. Our collection features products that highlight their smart, playful personality—great for desks, casual wear, or cozy spaces. Whether they’re into funny mugs, witty t-shirts, or stylish prints, you’ll find something that’s as sharp as their ad copy.

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"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat." mockup

"This is our new Model 240. It does everything theirs does, and it makes a great-looking hat."

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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement." mockup

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

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'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.' mockup

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

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"That's our new church mascot."

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'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.' mockup

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

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"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings." mockup

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

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The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers? mockup

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

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"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

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Floss Street Vendor

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"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention." mockup

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

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These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year. mockup

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

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"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A." mockup

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

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'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.' mockup

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

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'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.' mockup

'It's the philosophy of the company that truth in advertising begins at home.'

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'But what do you sell?'

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'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.' mockup

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'

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'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.' mockup

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

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"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products." mockup

"Love's OK, but there's no money in it. For the right price, I could help people fall in love with your products."

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Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter mockup

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

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'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!' mockup

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

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"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...." mockup

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

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Sun Dried Ice Cubes

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Doomsday marketing

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"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement." mockup

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

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'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.' mockup

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

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'Great now put the company logo on the togas and make the building in back look like the Parthenon.'

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"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic." mockup

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

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A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'. mockup

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

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'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...' mockup

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

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'Now there goes a good Salesman...!' mockup

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company mockup

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

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Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used! mockup

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

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'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!' mockup

'Sure, our expertise keeps ‘em here, but Mom's cookies get them through the door!'

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Quippy Marketer Gifts Collection

Quippy Marketer Mugs

Looking for a humorous mug for your witty marketer? Explore our collection of clever, fun mugs that make a perfect desk companion.

Quippy Marketer Pillows

Bring humor into their home or office with our playful pillows, designed for the clever, creative soul.

Quippy Marketer Prints

Browse our collection of witty prints to add some humor and style to any space, perfect for the creative, quippy marketer.

Quippy Marketer T-Shirts

Find the ideal witty t-shirt for your creative marketer friend. Our funny designs are perfect for casual wear and making a statement.