Clever Marketer Gifts

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'A salesman is selling umbrellas in a rainforest.'

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Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

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"I like it. Subtle, dignified, yet persuasive."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"That's our new church mascot."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Floss Street Vendor

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Sugar Fix.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

Doomsday marketing

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Cat Trap,

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

Something Grown Something Shot.

"It's new and improved because we now have better advertising."

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'Eric the white horse' was fed up being associated with whiskey...so he decided to try beer instead!

'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

Bear bends hunter's guns.