Playful Marketer Gifts

"I'm getting a bit concerned. He's been 'pretend telemarketing' all day."

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Floss Street Vendor

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Sugar Fix.

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

CX909708

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Doomsday marketing

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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