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"I'm getting a bit concerned. He's been 'pretend telemarketing' all day."

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Floss Street Vendor

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

Sugar Fix.

'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'

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'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

'This space could be working for you' - entrepreneurs concert.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

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Doomsday marketing

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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'A new concept. The inside out house.'

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."