Mischievous Marketer Gifts

'You'll 'ave a lovely Christmas in ere, son. Just don't go too near the mistletoe.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"That's our new church mascot."

Floss Street Vendor

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Visit Santa today...sponsored by Acme Razor Company

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Man in puzzle shop looks at staff picks which are individual puzzle pieces.

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).