Bizarre Marketing Enthusiast Gifts

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"That's our new church mascot."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's about time!'

Floss Street Vendor

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

London Olympics.

"Multi-level marketing!"

Cold caller.

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

Maybe I'm just a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

"This looks good."

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.