Bizarre Marketing Enthusiast Mugs

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

"That's our new church mascot."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's about time!'

Floss Street Vendor

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

London Olympics.

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

Cold caller.

"Multi-level marketing!"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Doomsday marketing

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'Now that's what I call merchandising!'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'