Quirky Marketer Mugs

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'You have to give him credit. Josh is always looking for new ways to get the marketing message across...'

Used car balloon in space.

Bikini Tax Prep.

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

"I'm just not sure that the market is ready for 'fun sized' Coffins."

"That's our new church mascot."

"Yep, pretty pleased with that display."

For a good trial, call Ed Beegley attorney...

'Eat at my place, I'm very lonely'

Advertising meets cryptozoology...

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'

Epitaph on tombstone reads: Place Your Ad Here

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

'...and this is our Director of Mobile Marketing.'

Floss Street Vendor

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

Doomsday marketing

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Armstrong, I have an idea. Advertise the caf

"New super select-a-size! 1/2 sheet, 1/4 sheet, 1/8 sheet (make-up remover), 1/16 sheet (spider killer), 1/32 sheet (booger getter), 1/64 sheets (zit squeezers)."

Alt. TP

Our Staff Picks

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

'I'm sending him out to drum up new business.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Seven deadly sins store

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.