Savvy Marketer Gifts

Beggar advertises his oscar picks.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"That's our new church mascot."

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

Floss Street Vendor

A bar selling 'crafty' beer is more popular than a bar selling 'craft' beer.

London Olympics.

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Doomsday marketing

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'Nobody understands you. . . do you blame them?'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

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'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

"And to all who wondered how we could possibly top our Cup a' Junk, I give you Bucket a' Junk!"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

"It's new and improved because we now have better advertising."

Maybe I'm just a sucker for marketing, but I think bottled pond scum water really does taste better.

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"You're part of our targeted market."

Why Mr T's Information Technology Company Failed

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

'Well we could either make a massive investment in a new multi-media marketing campaign Or we could ask Edna to stop telling current customers to sod off because she's too busy to talk to them!'

'Great ad campaign. Now all we need is a product.'

Taster's Choice. The Movie. TC. Making films from old TV shows is one thing, but

Free Hamster, "That's novel, getting a free hamster with every meal."

'He brings a bizarrely different perspective to our marketing.'