Budget-savvy Marketer Gifts

P.R and marketing on the cheap for insurance salesman.

"We only got six days of funding."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Sam's Nation Building

Affordable housing

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Low income vampires.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'