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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

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"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

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'You never see one that says save some income.'

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'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

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'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

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