Budget-conscious Hero Gifts

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

"No, dear, putting the kettle on will only make things worse."

"We only got six days of funding."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

'The test results are in. We've ruled out anything cheap.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Not superman - Super Financial Advisor Man."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"Sorry, we're trying to save money, hence the wind-up pacemaker."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

The cost of Halloween.

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

"If anyone objects to this 'cut price' wedding, let him speak now or call at weekend cheap rate."

'This second prescription is to calm you down after you see the cost of the first one.'

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'Does that bill seem high to you?'

"We changed its name after the budget cuts were announced."