Budget-conscious Hero Pillows

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Baldo, you need to set a budget for yourself."

"We only got six days of funding."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'The test results are in. We've ruled out anything cheap.'

I know you're a starving writer, but is paper really that expensive?

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'At these prices I won't be able to say much!'

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"Sorry, we're trying to save money, hence the wind-up pacemaker."

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

The cost of Halloween.

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

"If anyone objects to this 'cut price' wedding, let him speak now or call at weekend cheap rate."

'As you know, medical costs have skyrocketed -- that'll be fifty cents.'

'This second prescription is to calm you down after you see the cost of the first one.'

"I could only find a short stay conference zone so we are going to have to keep this meeting brief. Our budget is too tight to take any more parking fines this quarter!"

"As part of our attempt to save £22 billion in future Nurse Partridge will be stewing your medication from twigs and pigeon vomit!"

"We changed its name after the budget cuts were announced."

'Cecil takes me to the museum every Saturday.' - 'What's he studying, economy?'

'Does that bill seem high to you?'

"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'I'm on the inflation diet. Every week I spend the same amount of money and come home with less food!'