Budget-conscious Warrior Pillows

"Malcolm refuses to pay the extortionate fees for school photographs."

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"The new minimum wage has had a big impact on the cost of providing social care..."

'Does that bill seem high to you?'

'So far the worse side effect has been the high price.'

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

"We changed its name after the budget cuts were announced."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'I said we've got to lift up our numbers! I did not say to turn a loss of 150.000,- into a loss of 280.000,-!!'

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'The operation we want you to do is to remove 25 from our budgets.'

"Yes dear. But, I don't think you're actually supposed to dispose of your disposable income."

"There's no getting away from the numbers....only by forgetting holidays, giving up drink, the cinema, meals out and socialising...will we be able to afford any quality of life when we retire."

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"I feel that just as as I think I can make ends meet, someone moves the ends!"

'I want to eat healthy food, but it takes green to eat green.'

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'I hope that's olive oil. More healthy.'

"No thanks! My dad said those things will kill you!"

'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'

They're slashing our health care and pension to cut the budget at work. Plus, I have to take an unpaid furlough week. Let's go see colleges! Ok! That will take my mind off my depressing finances. University. And!