Budget-conscious Champ Gifts

"We only got six days of funding."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Affordable housing

When they said that current economic problems may need to a need for more self-reliance I think they were talking about DIY...

Low income vampires.

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

"You don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time?"

Cartoon about the high cost of health insurance.

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

The cost of Halloween.

"The swim team is really feeling those school budget cuts."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

"Let's talk about how we're not all going to buy anything this fall."

Woman looking at "Get Well" cards which have been divided into two sections: "Insured" and "Uninsured".

"If anyone objects to this 'cut price' wedding, let him speak now or call at weekend cheap rate."

Bill Er Indoors.

"Your meat is too expensive. Aren't you passing your 'free range' savings onto the customer?"

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

"Next on Winterwatch, we check in on Mr and Mrs Henderson who are hibernating to avoid putting the heating on."

Ed on the price of gas