Budget-savvy Professional Gifts

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Elevator charge $1.00.

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Sam's Nation Building

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

"Son, can you spare a couple of minutes to talk about your tuition?"

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'You never see one that says save some income.'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Your last chance to afford petrol.

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

'It's been a huge success.'

Vulture oil inc.

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

Proletariat Steak