Budget-savvy Professional Prints

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

Elevator charge $1.00.

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Sam's Nation Building

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Son, can you spare a couple of minutes to talk about your tuition?"

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

Your last chance to afford petrol.

Vulture oil inc.

'It's been a huge success.'

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

"I don't need a second opinion, but I'm going to shop around for a better price."