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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

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"Wow, they want $10,000!"

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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'You never see one that says save some income.'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Son, can you spare a couple of minutes to talk about your tuition?"

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"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'Well, Mom - it's about that time when you drive us to school again...'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

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'It's been a huge success.'

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'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

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This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

"I don't need a second opinion, but I'm going to shop around for a better price."