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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

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"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

'It's been a huge success.'

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