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'I'm sure the cuts will be firm but fair.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Sam's Nation Building

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

The cost of Halloween.

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

'It's been a huge success.'

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

Vulture oil inc.

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

'Please - no more New Years resolutions with price tags!'

"Drinking fountains were too expensive to install, but we are providing a garden hose to drink from."

"... And thanks to Henderson's brilliant idea to economize on heating costs, he's saved the company hundreds of pounds!"

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."