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'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Low income vampires.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

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Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

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"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'