Budget-conscious Investor Gifts

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

Low income vampires.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

Affordable housing

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'This is about all we have in your price range!'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'