Budget-conscious Individual Gifts

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Affordable housing

Sam's Nation Building

Low income vampires.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."