Budget-conscious Individual Gifts

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Low income vampires.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Sam's Nation Building

Affordable housing

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

Basic Shelter.

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

Wine Prices

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.