Budget-savvy Individual Gifts

"I'll go shop around for a doctor."

"I could only find a short stay conference zone so we are going to have to keep this meeting brief. Our budget is too tight to take any more parking fines this quarter!"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Affordable housing

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Low income vampires.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Sam's Nation Building

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'We only want small portions. I'm counting my calories and he's counting his pennies.'

"Our water bill is sky high. You've got to start taking shorter showers."

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'