Budget Savvy Gifts

"I don't need a second opinion, but I'm going to shop around for a better price."

'What's this, your estimate or your telephone number?'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

“Does red wine still have health benefits if it cost $2.99?”

Your last chance to afford petrol.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I just..."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

Sam's Nation Building

Low income vampires.

Affordable housing

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."