Budget Conscious Gifts

'Please - no more New Years resolutions with price tags!'

A second date was becoming increasingly unlikely...

'A computer for your birthday? -- Do you think apples grow on trees?'

Sam's Nation Building

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'In regard to our rodent control problem, all in favor of going with the lowest bid...'

"I read that the president and the first lady are both making efforts to stop obesity."

'It's been a huge success.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Crappy TV dinners.

The doors of two doctors.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"Have you seen the phone bill? Talk is not cheap!"

Vulture oil inc.

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Wine to suit every pockets

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'