Cost-conscious Gifts

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Elevator charge $1.00.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

I think I can...

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Sam's Nation Building

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

January Sales

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."