Cost-conscious Gifts

If you're shopping for someone who values cleverness over cost, our collection offers playful and thoughtful items that fit a budget. Celebrate their creative spirit with gifts that are both fun and wallet-wise, demonstrating you care without breaking the bank.

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'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?' mockup

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.' mockup

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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Elevator charge $1.00.

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.' mockup

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

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I think I can...

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'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.' mockup

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

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"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive." mockup

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

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"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon." mockup

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?" mockup

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

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Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar. mockup

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

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Take one Per Day as Affordable.

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"That fly paper's paid for itself." mockup

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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Sam's Nation Building

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'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?' mockup

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

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'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money mockup

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

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"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?" mockup

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

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Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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January Sales

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'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!' mockup

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.' mockup

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

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'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.' mockup

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

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"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!" mockup

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

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"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?" mockup

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

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'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.' mockup

'You would save money on the long run if you'd let me throw in an autopsy with the procedure.'

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"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts." mockup

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

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"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..." mockup

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

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'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.' mockup

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

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"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough." mockup

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

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'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.' mockup

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

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Cost-conscious Gifts Collection

Cost-conscious Mugs

Looking for more wallet-friendly mugs? Check out our budget-friendly collection of creative mugs that bring humor and personality to any morning routine.

Cost-conscious Pillows

Brighten your space with our affordable, witty pillows. Perfect for the creatively cost-conscious who want a cozy, personalized touch.

Cost-conscious Prints

Discover more budget-friendly prints bursting with clever designs and personality—perfect for adding a creative flair to your decor without overspending.

Cost-conscious T-Shirts

Interested in more creative t-shirts that won't break the bank? Our collection offers fun, affordable styles for the smart spender.