Cost-conscious Living Gifts

Patient with doctor reads sign: Special offer buy first medical opinion get the 2nd one free.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Sam's Nation Building

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Affordable housing

Low income vampires.

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

No Frills Psychiatrist.

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

Wallpapering.

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

January Sales

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!