Cost-conscious Thinker Gifts

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

I think I can...

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

So which is it? Baseball or Lacrosse? For baseball, I've gotta get a glove, uniform and shoes, for about $200. For lacrosse, I need gloves, helmet, chest protector, uniform and stick, for $350. Hmm

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

January Sales

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

GAS CRUNCH