Budget-conscious Thinker Gifts

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

I'm going to prescribe a less expensive generic placebo.

"We're a day late and four hundred million dollars short."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'We've had to lay off most of the nurses to pay for the locums...'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Low income vampires.

Sam's Nation Building

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Affordable housing

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

Basic Shelter.

Wine Prices

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'